Begging me to please, please come in and take some free, government subsidized food products off their hands. What the?!
At least that’s what the giant sheet of coupons implies. Two days after reviewing two outrageous food pyramids that are going to blow your mind, I received McDonald’s coupons in the mail. Addressed to “Resident,” obviously because they don’t know that I am not a customer. Like I’ve mentioned before, on long road trips I love Mickey D’s. I love that we can pull up, park, and I can run in a side entrance, use the loo, and then run back out again. Their bathrooms are usually clean, well-stocked and convenient. One summer I used their bathrooms so many times during a long road trip that I half expected to start seeing WANTED signs. “WANTED: Woman using bathrooms but not a paying food or beverage customer. REWARD.”
The first two coupons on the sheet are “No purchase necessary.” One for a free small Frappe, and the other one for a free 32 oz. beverage, “excluding orange juice, shakes, McCafe and iced coffee.” The other coupons are buy-one-get-one or free this with purchase of that. For some reason I was insulted when I got this in the mail. I can’t explain why, but maybe the pyramids I recently looked at had something to do with it.
Get ready to feel very, very angry:
The biggest revelation I got from this is that truly no one but myself has my best interest in mind when it comes to food.
(pyramids courtesy of PCRM. http://www.pcrm.org/magazine/gm07autumn/health_pork.html)
